Your Funniest Date Stories (Part 1)

“I quickly noticed a few things: mainly his two broken arms.”

This week I moved out of the home that I made with my ex-fiancé. At the time of the break up, I’d chosen to remain, and he left, a decision that made sense at the time. But as the months closed in, I found inhabiting the space repressive. It was cold, cavernous; the rooms were too large for one person to keep clean. The furniture was no longer to my tas…